An Introduction to Scott Crisp: Dallas Comedian and First ETO Contributing Writer

Hello, Escapees.

As one of the new guys around these parts, I figured I should introduce myself a little, so as to avoid questions like, “Hey, who’s that guy?” and “Hey, what is that guy doing here?” and “Hey, I don’t know that guy.”

My name is Scott Crisp, and I’m a writer and a stand-up comic living here in Dallas. I’m fascinated by confusing music videos, pop history and the two Golden Ages of professional wrestling (c.1989-c.1994, c.1996-c.2001). Ty Griffin and I met while working as mercenaries, attempting to track down the South American drug lords that kidnapped my daughter, Alyssa Milano.

Okay, that was a lie based on the plot of the movie “Commando.” Ty and I met at a party or something.

Anyway, I’ll be writing here on the ETO blog from time to time. Sometimes, I’ll break down an old music video, sometimes I’ll dish out unsolicited advice to no one in particular and sometimes I’ll just rant semi-coherently about this or that. For example: Pitbull. He totally sucks.

Cheers,

Scott